I cannot be the only one being urged to try the “Himalayan Salt Trick”. It’s everywhere online and in some publications too. Every digital salesperson–we’re lookin’ at you, Oprah–has a tear-jerker of a tale about how they’d slipped into avoirdupois Purgatory and would not go outside without being wrapped in a sheet. Their love life was shot, their wardrobe tended toward large, extra large and OMG, where’s the boat? Depending upon whether the relater of this sad tale is a male or a female,they –quite by accident– got word of a scientific breakthrough or an Asian grandma’s family secret which, after rigorous searches for hard-to-get ingredients and testing in labs full of test tubes and microscopes, resulted in a simple(?) compound which would literally “melt” the stored fat away, faster than you could say “banana split”.
Of course, this turns out to be a threat to the “weight-loss industry” which attempts to take the information off of the media in all its forms. Quick ! Buy this formula now while it’s available! OR you could simply watch this next fifteen minute presentation to get the secret recipe using three…or is it four?…ingredients sitting around your kitchen. Himalayan pink salt is featured, of course, but so are lemon, ice water, organic apple cider and…who knows, the recipe never actually gets out there before the evil industry interrupts the whole thing and we never get to see how this works. Always ONE ingredient shy of the final recipe.
And I wonder where do they get all of the overweight individuals shown in the “before” pix? Are they all AI (artificial Intelligence)-produced transformations? Or are the slim-n-smooth “after” pix the ones that are digitally-created? Who are the folks shown wolfing down pizza or sweating in the gym?
What ingredients are we talking about here? I’ve got ingredients ‘til hell won’t have it in my pantry/fridge/freezer/whatever but not one…or three…of ‘em has ever made me lose nuffin’…quite the opposite, in fact. How do the bad guys manage to spot every one of the miraculous formulas and get rid of them before we fatties of the world can slim down? And what happens to all of the bottles of the formula that do not get sold for the bargain price RIGHT THIS MINUTE ? Do they have a sell-by date? What shape are the Himalayas in, with all of that salt being taken out?
Makes one want to get serious about ”hold the salt.”
